Live! From Hollywood! The 35th Annual Carnival of the Godless
March 05, 2006

Hey.

[rubs sleep from his eyes]

*belch*

Excuse me.

Ummmm... Existential question of the moment: why are you folks all standing in my bedroom?

I'm doing what?

Hosting the 35th Carnival of the Godless?

When? Now? You can't be...

Didn't I read which of Brent's messages?

[checks SPAM kill file]

Oh, those.

Would y'all excuse me for a second? I have to blow my... fingernails.

[sticks head under covers]

[Muffled] FRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

[pops back out]

No. No. No problem. I've been planning on this for weeks. See I've got the sign for the event right here:

Ack! No. It's this one:

For the love of Nothing! It's gotta be this one:

Oh. That's where that went to. I was looking for it last nig--

This is going to take some time.

While I sort this all out, Andy is going to make breakfast. He makes a mean Fried Mohammed with Bacon.

You don't say.

There's always one vegetarian in the crowd.

Well for you, all I can offer is this book review about the struggles between Evolution and Creation. If that doesn't float your boat, I've got an episode of Fundamentalist Mormon Divorce Court saved on the Tivo -- though you might have to fight the Idiot Savant and his (anti) blaspheme crusade for control of the remote.

You there in the glasses. No, the other one. No, the other one. No! The other one! Yes! You. Check and see if I've got any mail. None? We used to get it before 1912, and I can't figure out why we don't, anymore.

What was I expecting? My you are nosy. I like that. I'm expecting a vacation summary from Dr. Tundra's European tour a few years into an alternate future. Happy?

I have to pick chat topics, too? That wasn't in the contract -- I would have demanded more money from Brent if it was! I'm not a great conversationalist, especially not at this hour. But these guys are doing a great job pondering some of the deeper questions. Join their conversations. You might learn something.

Now, be quiet. I have to fix lunch before everyone else gets here. The menu? In honor of his Carboness, the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster we will be having burritos. I don't get the connection either. But our job is to simply spread the Noodly-Ones enlightenment and understanding wherever we find ignorance, not to question his Pastafarian food choices. Take it up with the Great Meatball in the Sky if you don't like it.

That reminds me! Everyone! Everyone! Your attention please!

Chris wanted me to remind you that the Sign Making Workshop for the "BE HAPPY THERE IS NO HELL" Parade and Dance Marathon is meeting at his house at 5PM today and...

[SOUND of stampeding feet]

No! Don't leave me! I'm just getting into the spirit of things.

I just read Jim's observations that, despite what others might say, atheists and skeptics really do exist. But now you all have dissapeared.

I'm so lonely.

And I just found the sign for the Carnival, too.

p.s. Next week you can bother Daniel at his blog. Love is a fickle thing indeed.

Posted by Jody at March 5, 2006 01:21 PM

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