The Amazing Meeting: Day Zero
January 27, 2006
Wednesday Afternoon: Escape from L.A.
If I believed in omens, I might have been worried. The car radio FM transmitter for my iPod died literally as I was driving out of town. Could it be Divine Retribution for pissing this guy off , my offenses against Foster's Faithful Flock a glaring affront to the diginity of the Diety?
No.
It was crappy manufacturing by DLO the makers of the lifeless $100 hunk of plastic, phallically inserted into the power-port in my Mustang. Three stops later, another $100 bucks and a Griffin iPod transmitter (that worked out of the box) now doing a similar metaphorical mating with my Mustang, I was bumper to bumpering my way out of the City of Angels, bound for the Sin City.
Now, I wish I could say that I had some madcap adventure along the way: that a hot car full of hot jocks, hallted half way to Hesperia after overheating, flagged me down and were henceforce very greatful for my help. Or that a wrong turn, off a detoured road stranded me in a sleepy, sarahan town, a clandestine cavalcade for a Cthulu coven. Alas, no. I made it to Las Vegas by dark, a little tired, a bit hungry, but still in one piece.
Well, there's always the way back.
(It's a shoggoth! Faster, little car! Faster!)
Posted by Jody at January 27, 2006 12:22 AM
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