TAM 4: The Guys I Meet or Even Crazy People can be Skeptics
January 27, 2006

A guy leans in to me during the break and says "We are God."

Then I'm glad I don't have to pay taxes on all the land I own, I reply .

"Earth is a reflection of God," he continues.

I don't see the Earth when I look in the mirror, I answer back.

Don't Look Him in the Eyes!

"You know what the most numerous species is on Earth?"

Politicians?

"Ants."

Of course.

Damn those are dark shades he has on. Fuck! I made eye contact!

"Ants are God."

Wait, I thought I was?

"See, Ants are the most numerous species on the planet. Therefore, they're god."

Well I'm in deep shit.

Memory: Oppressive Virginia Summer. Beating Virginia Sun. Tall Virginia Grass. Sandy Virginia ant hill. Bored Virginia boy. Large magnifying glass. Focused Photonic Death searing ants/god.

"I wrote a book on it. 'The World Below.'" He points at his shoe.

Is it on Amazon?

"I haven't published it yet."

I wouldn't have guessed that.

Aren't bacteria and viruses the most numerous species on the planet?

"Ummm..."

So they must be God, right?

"Ummm...."

Well, I'm just following along with your logic.

"The Ants send out the Grays in the UFOs."

Just look at my shoe. Just look at my shoe.

"Wanna see my printing press?"

Run. Run very, very fast.

Posted by Jody at January 27, 2006 11:37 PM

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Posted by: TS at January 28, 2006 08:29 AM