On Brine Balled Bigoted Barf Bags (with a note about Copyright)
January 23, 2006

We'll hey! Looks like this entry managed to prick a Prick:

Seems like Pastor Nwafor's exposure of the wicked intentions of homosexuality in Nigeria has struck a nerve ...The truth is as much as they'd like to "ignore" our bold truth, they are like moths drawn to the flame. I have their attention, that's what I was looking for...Even this weirdo has jumped on the bandwagon. He's a pervert "nudist".

DL Foster has chosen me, little ol' me, to respond to, with a direct article on his blog no less! And a picture! A precious picture from my site!

I'm so honored. [blush]

He hates me, he really hates me! [tears]

I'd like to thank the Academy, my Mother, and my Dog Toto. And to all you dastardly young proto-homos out there aspiring to take over Nigeria, I say: "Yes! You too can be mentioned in DL Fosters' rampant, rabid and reactionary rants!"

[dabs eyes with tissue.]

Anyway.

Just to clear a few things up:

I had no intention of "ignoring" DL's "bold truth." "Truth" and Foster don't go together, ever. Heck, they aren't even in the same universe. "A big 'ol bully" and "Foster?" Now those go together quite well.

I pointed out any "Pastors," be they African or American, who think there's a mass army of homosexuals conspiring to invade and take over Nigeria (Nigeria!) and thus stop it from being a "Gun For God," are quite simply nuts. Bonkers. Victims of falling out of the Stupid Tree and hitting every branch on the way down. If there's any place we Mo's want to invade and take over, it's Outter Butte, Bogaslavia. I don't know where that is, but the memo from the Gay High Command that came across my desk said that's where we're planning to invade next. I'm already packing my bags.

Second, I have no idea why Foster crossed out "pervert" when he referred to me in his post. I deviate from the norm as frequently as I can. I find I'm much more "normal" as a result, so calling me a pervert is no biggie. Pervert me away. You can call me a fairy too. Asshole? Yup. Ball-licker? Right there with ya, mate. Ass-Grabber? Guilty! Godless? Amen!. Don't hold back, tell me what you really feel.

As for finding a pejorative use for a personal love of mine for writing au natural whenever possible -- as well as trying to be as honest and deep felt in my writing as possible -- I muster a hearty "feh" and return to taking a shit, for all the personal harm such invectives causes me. It's just the human body, so chill.

Regarding Foster's insults, I would have gotten more creative with mine; done a little research, at least. I would have said something like "You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert" or "You triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce pervert" or even "You brine balled bigoted barf bag of banal bravado, bated beneficence and boundless bullshit," (that's my creation) and dropped "pervert" altogether.

"Pervert" is boooringggg! People who still use pervert as a put-down are pretty much brine balled bigoted barf bags of banal bravado, bated beneficence and boundless bullshit, so there you are.

I also never doubted that "Pastor" Foster sought attention. Calling people the equivalent of "fags" and then complaining of being persecuted when told they're being a dweeb for making such a comment, is more than enough proof of that. Being a legend in their own mind is yet another.

Look, blogs are a great tool. You can find nifty facts, discover new friends and even read interesting commentary -- often from those you don't agree with but still can respect. The down side is that the more... shall we say "unbalanced" souls with dreams of grandeur and nightmares of inadequacy, also have access to this great tool and use it to jump up and down, acting like a fool. They're pretty much the refuse of the Blogworld. They soil your shoes and force you to point out "Careful! Pile of Shit over there" to your friends, lest they too walk through and ruin their literary Nikes. So just consider my commentary regarding Foster and his site a public service, a loudly spoken shit alert.

Oh yeah. Lest I forget. As the little "©" denotes at the bottom of my site, everything here is copywritten. Also as noted, I reserve all my rights. I've got no problem with anything written here being quoted extensively, provided you attribute or link back to me. Personal pictures though, you need to ask me first. Why? 'Cause you do. Period. Linking to them is fine though. So if you happen to have any pictures of mine up on your sites and didn't ask me, please be so kind as to take them down. You know who you are.

Posted by Jody at January 23, 2006 02:35 PM

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