"My wakeup call was his finger in my vagina."
August 18, 2005
Connie Morris, the woman leading the Anti-Science charge in Kansas, is a reformed slut, drug abuser and domestic violence survivor -- by her own admission. Read all about it in her book, available for a mere $3.08 through Amazon.
As is often the case, because of the abuse she suffered in her life, she's moved on to inflicting abuse on others. According to the article, after she finishes off Evolution she's going to leave her mark on Sex Ed. ("Today Evolution, Tomorrow the World!")
Once upon a time this was even pointed out to her:
"'For instance,' I was half playing as I continued, 'I used to be a heavy drinker and abused drugs, but my relationship with Jesus radically changed my desires and even physical addictions. How do you suppose that could happen without a sovereign, all-powerful and loving entity?'Obviously, she was sick the day they discussed "Irony.""Some girl from the back spoke up in a 'valley-girl' accent," she continues. "Chirping like an irritating bird, she said, 'Well, maybe it was a transference of addiction.' At first I was upset that she would belittle something so miraculous, likening my relationship with Jesus to my relationship with sin. But then I guess I was addicted to Jesus. I needed him worse than I needed drugs. I considered it a good thing to be addicted to serving, loving, worshipping, and examining Jesus. I had to have Him, for without Him I preferred death."
She would go on to demonstrate her love and worship of the baby Jesus through such choice comments to the youth group she led as:
"I chose to expose and give away a precious part of my soul as I haltingly shared with them how 'my wakeup call was his finger in my vagina."
Do you have to call ahead of time to the front desk for that or can you set it up yourself?
Further demonstrating the healing power of her new religious drug -- and a desperate need to claim any power for her previously powerless self -- she'd later go on to:
...accuse her third generation Latino-American opponent for her school board seat of being an illegal immigrant ("I find it appalling that a person can break the law and enter the country illegally and end up as mayor," Morris told the Associated Press.) It worked, she trounced the guy in the polls.
...calling the FBI after an Arab American documentarian asked her questions about her behavior and views, which also worked because it scared the poor fellow away...
....and billing the county for over $2,000 in expenses from her Miami trip to a magnet school conference for her magnet-less district. Didn't work so well. She got caught.
Her statement to the media after the scandal broke?
"No amount of media bullying can take from the good people I serve the vision and knowledge gained from the conference. God says avoid the appearance of wrongdoing. My dad says that if you want to know the character of a man, look in his billfold. I prefer to take the higher ground."Of course my, dear. Of course.
I say, if you want to know the character of a person, look at what they do on entering public office: do they further the community good, making health, welfare, education, and social services better for those they serve, or do they use the opportunity for self-satisfaction, psychological masturbation, self-delusion, and the ceaseless "fucking-over" of those who get in their way?
If the former, then they've learned from the mistakes and the pain of their lives. If the latter, then they're just angry, frightened souls only now with better ways to throw their pain spawned shit on ever larger numbers of undeserving people.
Posted by Jody at August 18, 2005 11:40 AM
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