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Insane in the Membrane
August 23, 2005

Tom Cruise is nuts.

Scientologist Tom Cruise revealed that he is much older than the forty three years he has spent in his present body.

Tom Cruise noted that he is "old beyond reckoning." What's more, his current life is "probably one of the least satisfying" he has led.

"I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents, and developed cures for diseases," said Tom Cruise.

Someone needs a 5150.

Posted by Jody at August 23, 2005 01:47 PM

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