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No God: Reason #23432432423
January 07, 2003

Of course, what also pisses me off is that people like this can make a nice living peddling gobbledy gook like this:

Elixirs by Evdokia

Elixirs, derived from the Atlanteans and ancient Greeks, are said to be a substance capable of changing one thing to another. Elixirs were considered the essential ingredient for catalytic change.
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Available in 2 sizes:
4 oz. bottle - $20.00
Travel size 1/8 oz. - $7.50

and
Level II: Scanning
Sale Priced through January 15, 2003
$155.00
The last video required for Level II Certification, this seminar is for the serious student interested in expanding his/her scanning abilities. Learn a variety of hyperspace techniques that encompass people, places, and objects. Level I certification required. Approximately 12 hours
6 tapes, $195

ORDER HERE

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Level II, Survivor or Surpasser
Learn the difference between merely surviving a victim mentality, or surpassing it. After a brief review of basic hyperspace techniques, you will learn tools to remove victim mentality from yourself as well as help others do the same.

while I, in my eternal though woefully unrecognized, greatness, must work an honest job, forever forgoing "hyperspace techniques" that might erradicate my "victim mentality," and thus "expanding my scanning abilities" all the way to the Bank of America.

*sigh*

Posted by Jody at January 7, 2003 12:44 AM

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