Area 51: Naked and Exposed
December 16, 2002
GROOM LAKE, Nev. -- The truth about Area 51 has finally been laid bare. Contrary to popular belief, the mysterious Air Force base isn't a repository for downed UFOs -- it's a nudist camp for the nation's top military brass!That's the shocking assertion of a UFO buff who claims he penetrated the heavily guarded secret compound using a hang glider and got an unexpected, X-rated look at high-ranking Pentagon officials.
"I risked my neck hoping to find tangible proof of alien visitation," says the man, who asked to be identified only as "Mr. X."
"Instead I was treated to the sight of all these people in crew cuts cavorting in their birthday suits. My God, it was like one of those old-fashioned nudist camps from the 1960s."
Mr. X estimates he saw 250 buck-naked officers engaged in such activities as volleyball, aerobics, swimming, group meditation and yoga.
"I spotted a top Department of Defense official I recognized from TV press briefings," he says.
"I'm not going to name him but you know who I mean."
Posted by Jody at December 16, 2002 02:15 PM
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